Mornings and Coffee
I have a Stitch coffee cup that my girls bought me in Disney World. Now this cup is not a normal coffee mug. This is a man’s coffee cup. Round and Deep. It has volume not like those Starbuck’s girl cups that are slim, skinny and petite. You know the ones that when you pick them up you can’t get all your fingers into the handle so when you hold it you look like Carson from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. My girls know their daddy and got me a mug that will hold 6, that’s right, 6 cups of coffee. After you hammer one of these mugs in 10 minutes, you can feel the caffeine race through your veins like an 8Ball. Sometimes I look at that mug with Stitch saying, “I hate mornings” and doing his crazy Stitch dance and right there at 5:30am sitting in my fart shorts and soaking in the quiet of familial tranquility I realize what pure joy is. Gifts from my girls that provide simple pure expressions of true manhood.What are you drinking out of?AH

Mike on 14 Apr 2008 at 12:53 pm #
I have a big mug, not a 6 cup, but maybe a 2 cup and it has a picture of Grumpy on it.. And in the mornings that is exactly what i am like and what i look like