I read an article yesterday that Walmart has starting to put health care clinics inside the SuperWalmart. That is a great idea. I can deal with cheap health care while I am getting my oil changed, my wife gets her nails done and I can make deposits in the bank all while picking up some slave labor manufactured underwear and apple sauce. I believe Congress should disband and turn over the Federal Government to Walmart’s Board of Directors. Grant them full authority to run the country. Within 2 days, the healthcare crisis would be solved because Walmart would find a way to make money at it. Surgery could still be done in a hospital but there would be a ninety year old man waiting for you in the OR sticking a yellow happy face on your hospital gown before you went under the knife. As you left, another middle aged craggly faced person would ask you if you wanted your excess parts and organs in a paper or plastic bag. I know that we would give up some progressive rights like child labor and women’s rights but I am ok with that if I can get my health insurance to be less than $10,000 a month. What is a little child labor amongst friends? AH 

I think the federal government should create FEPA. The Federal Emergency Pet Association so that middle class families can petition for aid when their pets have to go to the vet. I have 3 people that I know that have spent an average of $1416.00 in vet fees in the last week. Money well spent to stop the puking, defecating and urinating caused by a sick pet, however, if the Feds are going to be bailing out people who took out negative amortization loans and stopped paying their mortgages (because of vet bills probably) I think the middle class needs a hand out so that their pooches can receive better health care than their owners receive. Maybe Hillary can add a Universal Pet HealthCare to her platform that way when illegal immigrants come to the United States they can bring their pets. AH